Thursday, August 06, 2009
I effing love the graffiti that popped up in the corner.
"axis of evil"
for making me chubby, over caffeinated, lactose intolerant and hung over; the following locations are now on my terrorist list and must be stopped.
P.S. please don't put me on the FBI list for this.
P.P.S oh shite, now I just said FBI and terrorist in a post
P.P.P.S. aw crap I did it again!
True story: I grabbed a bunch of matches from the Cha Cha to send down to my friend in LA as they have a Cha Cha in Silverlake and I thought it'd be cool if he had matches that said Seattle on it (yes, I'm lame).
Anyway, I threw them into a Fed Ex envelope and shipped it next day air. I told my boyfriend (who is a UPS driver) and he asked "Did you put flammable on the the label?" and I said "um, no...was I supposed to? oops, well at least I sent it next day air" He said "Nice, put unmarked flammable material on a plane."
Oops...and now, of course, I've talked about blowing up a plane, terrorism, fbi lists and the axis of evil....I'm screwed.